26th July 2008
Well, finally get to watched Dark Knight but I didn’t really enjoyed it. The ending sucks… no one has a happy ending maybe Joker has… lol. I really like the Joker (Heath Ledger). He really acts like one… a total lunatic that kills people for no reason… Before the movie my mum, my big sis, my little sis and I went to had lunch at Old Town Café at Jusco Balakong. Had a tuna sandwiches and a glass of enriched chocolate in liquid… yum yum…

My Tuna Sandwiches and Enriched Chocolate Drink ^^
As usual, I made background music… by munching popcorns and drinking soda… and that really annoys my big sis… The effect of eating this has a slight effect of upset stomach…lol.
Now I wish to watch WALL.E ^^ the cute robot… He knows what’s trash and what’s not…lol

Here are some of my favourite quotes from the movie ^^
Gamble: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here rip your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
[Pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear.
[Gamble's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... gone!
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The Joker: You see...to them you’re just a freak…..like me
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The Joker: Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
Well gtg bye
Labels: entertainment, movies
Blown away ~ 1:12 AM.
24th July 2008
This poem is created about 3 months ago… with a little help of my friend, this magnificence poem is created… please enjoy reading it… XD
When You Are An Idiot
When darkness sets in
When nothing turns out right
And you never find a friend
Remember – You Are An Idiot….
When smiles are never to come by
And you’re feeling angry
When you spread your disease to plaque
And can’t get to infect the ground
Remember – You Are An Idiot….
When time run out before you are fat
And it’s over before you obese
When little food gets to you
And you just can’ stop
Remember – You Are An Idiot….
When your hated ones are near
And you are on your own
When you don’t know what to say
When you’re afraid of being beaten up
Remember – You Are An Idiot….
When sadness comes to a start
And everything is going wrong
May you think of your enemy and backstabbers
And keep the hate in sight
A thank you for being An Idiot
May you see the hatred around you
In everything you do
And when troubles seems to surround you
May all the hatred shine through
You are cursed - You Are An Idiot….
©Copyrighted…lol
Written and changed by: Ian and Salmon XD
This is so beautiful don’t you think? Please your comments at the C box/Chat box XD
Labels: entertaining, poem
Blown away ~ 10:01 PM.
21st July 2008
Wassup… let me tell you something stupid happen… 5 days ago, the teacher called us to the studio for the mathematic seminar. So my first thought… I bet he is going to repeat the same old syllabus again…=.= Turns out I was wrong. His name was A. Thiru and he is been making any way to help us in PMR Mathematics. He calls it the “Speed Maths” which is a little impossible for me... He copied one of the nursery rhyme which starts with the letter A… I am sorry I forgotten how to spell… but anyway I give you one example of the question…
6 3/10 + 8 7/100 + 9 9/1000
Answer this question in ten second…lo XD. I know, at first I though he is crazy, but he really prove it. you ready, here it goes.
6 + 8 + 9 =23
Take the value from the tenth to the thousand..so the answer is 23.378…..walao, he is damn accurate…check and see, it’s the answer…he’s main word is ‘I challenge your calculator”
Not bad , till this day, I can’t get his song out of my head….lol. I wish I could say the same for science seminar……which is today ……-.-zzz…..oh ya my friend wrote an essay about my so call other friend. Here it is.
I woke up. I don’t know where I am. I was lying on a roadside. There was a bottle of beer on my right hand. I threw it away and stand up. I was at a busy street, full of people, walking here and there. I ask a person, “Where am I?”, “Don’t touch me, you beggar, get outta my way”. He pushes me away and continues his way. I was about to ask somebody when I vomited. Everyone screamed, I panicked and ran anywhere but there. Everyone looked at me as tough I was a clown or something. I sensed that I was running a bit slower. I looked, to my horror, I saw my big stomach and my fat legs. I screamed in horror at the sight of it. suddenly, police vans stoped in front of me and out came policeman, surrounding me. “Give me your ID and put your hands on your head,” one of them shouted. “WHO AM I, WHERE AM I”, I shouted back at them. Then, they shot me a net and they restrain me with a straight jacket. The next thing I know, someone injected me with something and I blacked out. I opened my eyes later, and saw a doctor with an evil smile, ”Who am I?” I asked. “Your name is L## ####, my friend”, he grinned at me. “No, no, it can’t be!!!”, I whisper. “It’s true boy, you must accept your fate, and by the way, your penis is very tiny and hairless”. I fainted.
Not bad ehh… ok…gtg…byeLabels: studies
Blown away ~ 9:30 PM.
15th July 2008
Ahhhhhh……. There is nothing to do every single second of the day. Go to school feel like going home and sleep, go back home feel like going back to school and study… WHAT THE HELL is wrong about me? There is nothing to do except revision, watching tv, computer, eating and sleeping. I feel like a robot in 30th century. Even my sleeping dreams aren’t as good as before.
There is no much fun and I don’t know why I lose my sense of joy…I felt like I have revision phobia… great my sis got durian phobia and I got this =.=” Anyway I just scribble my sister’s bed as a sign of releasing tension... now my sis is pissing off... lol… sorry sis… XD

Stress out
Labels: revision, stress
Blown away ~ 8:53 PM.
9th July 2008
Haizzz……I don’t know why, I always feel so depressed every single second. Example, I got scolded by my mum because for 1 day (that’s yesterday) I didn’t do revision. I mean, come on, I already have a hard time in school, and now I got scolded for THIS!!! OMG!! I feel like blasting my brain in pieces. X_X. Anyway, there’s still some good news. Example, I got A for my Maths and Science. That’s good because I want to go to Science stream. However, that is one of the reason why my mom always nag and nag and nag and scold………IT’S F***ING SHIT DEPRESSING!!!!!!! She scolded me because I created this blog. OMG!! There’s nothing wrong to create this blog. HAIZZZZZZZZZ…………. Sometimes, I wonder how can I make my mom understand me that I am having a hard time…… but, I also want to make my mom happy……… but I don’t know how…… Nothing ever turns out good or extra special every time I try to make my mom happy……
Well… that’s it for now… See you next time………Labels: stress
Blown away ~ 5:55 PM.
Whassup everybody.....
This blog is officially open by me, Ian Lai. I'm currently 15 years old and I'm having PMR...so this is the worst part of the year. Still, I enjoy my everyday life…I do revision, being an obedient boy and most of all, I love reading…...BULLSHIT!!!!!!! I hate everything!!! I can’t even relax because of this f***ing PMR!!!! Who on earth ever created PMR!? Screw the feller who invented PMR!!!! Haizzzzzz………Anyway this is my damn life. Now, about myself, I like games (that’s obvious) I play MapleStory, Counter Strike, GTA, and many more. I like any movie except porn movie, Indian movie, Horror movie and especially the idiot, moronic, dumb-ass looking BARNEY!!! Additional to children TV shows.
I also have two sister: one young sister name Elaine Lai, age 4 and one elder sister name Melissa Lai, age 19. My hobby is, that’s so obvious play games =.=” and read comic books, ever heard of ‘Lawak Kampus’ ,I’m reading that. Besides that, annoying my sisters is the most favourite thing to do ^.^
That is all about me dudes. In conclusion, enjoy this Blog…
Labels: introduction
Blown away ~ 12:31 AM.