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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

21st July 2008

Wassup… let me tell you something stupid happen… 5 days ago, the teacher called us to the studio for the mathematic seminar. So my first thought… I bet he is going to repeat the same old syllabus again…=.= Turns out I was wrong. His name was A. Thiru and he is been making any way to help us in PMR Mathematics. He calls it the “Speed Maths” which is a little impossible for me... He copied one of the nursery rhyme which starts with the letter A… I am sorry I forgotten how to spell… but anyway I give you one example of the question…

6 3/10 + 8 7/100 + 9 9/1000

Answer this question in ten second…lo XD. I know, at first I though he is crazy, but he really prove it. you ready, here it goes.

6 + 8 + 9 =23

Take the value from the tenth to the thousand..so the answer is 23.378…..walao, he is damn accurate…check and see, it’s the answer…he’s main word is ‘I challenge your calculator”
Not bad , till this day, I can’t get his song out of my head….lol. I wish I could say the same for science seminar……which is today ……-.-zzz…..oh ya my friend wrote an essay about my so call other friend. Here it is.

I woke up. I don’t know where I am. I was lying on a roadside. There was a bottle of beer on my right hand. I threw it away and stand up. I was at a busy street, full of people, walking here and there. I ask a person, “Where am I?”, “Don’t touch me, you beggar, get outta my way”. He pushes me away and continues his way. I was about to ask somebody when I vomited. Everyone screamed, I panicked and ran anywhere but there. Everyone looked at me as tough I was a clown or something. I sensed that I was running a bit slower. I looked, to my horror, I saw my big stomach and my fat legs. I screamed in horror at the sight of it. suddenly, police vans stoped in front of me and out came policeman, surrounding me. “Give me your ID and put your hands on your head,” one of them shouted. “WHO AM I, WHERE AM I”, I shouted back at them. Then, they shot me a net and they restrain me with a straight jacket. The next thing I know, someone injected me with something and I blacked out. I opened my eyes later, and saw a doctor with an evil smile, ”Who am I?” I asked. “Your name is L## ####, my friend”, he grinned at me. “No, no, it can’t be!!!”, I whisper. “It’s true boy, you must accept your fate, and by the way, your penis is very tiny and hairless”. I fainted.

Not bad ehh… ok…gtg…bye

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